oh what a tangled web we weave...

it seems my blogs are more like a teenage girl's diary entry. i cant help it. i wish i had cool things to post like justin or cool things to say like amber. i like the way she writes. as for me...i tend to go on about a bunch of silliness. so here's to another diary entry:

Dear Blogger,

Its been quite an eventful past few weeks. I quit my job on a Friday, had a job interview that same Friday and went to work at my new job the following Monday. I was a bit worried about this job at first, but i like it a lot. I sell gloves to stores all over the country. I'm in charge of 12 states. Seeing how 12 is my favorite number it doesnt get much better than that. I know everything there is know know about deerskin, elkskin, pigskin, goatskin, buffalo skin, cowskin, PVC, gardening, cotton, bullriding, and horseriding gloves. I like the office i work in and the people are really cool. Turns out one of them is a barfly at the Cryin Shame and she know's my drunk cousin Tommy really well. The owner is a hick with a deep accent and leathery skin. He owns the field behind our buiding and he likes to hop on his tractor every once in a while to plow the field. He also grows peas in a garden behind the building. He says he'll grow em and I can pick em if I want to. I havent wanted to yet but I will. I think that will make him happy.

Elizabeth, Melissa, Jason, David and I went camping last weekend. Amber came for a while but went home Friday night :( Turned out to be quite an eventful few days. Jason and David saved a kid from drowning. It was quite scary and it freaked me out. We also hid from the park rangers while swimming in the dark. Ha ha! We went back to the campsite after swimming. Cooked hotdogs and smores. We set a big tent up but no one used it. You would think having raccoons and armadillos walking up to us would make us want to use the tent...but no. I got kissed by Jason. I'm such an idiot sometimes. Another youngin' for me. I have GOT to find a old man soon so that his age can couteract with the young ages of these boys. I told Keller about my kissing situation and he told me I need to stop kissing guys I dont really like because then the guys I really like wont take me very seriously. He has a point. I do find it irronic though that he tells me this right after he says he cant go a month without kissing and that he make out with someone the night before. Grrr. Such a double standard. I'm a ho if I get kissed every 6 months, but guys can kiss someone new every month and it's ok. I know what you are thinking: "Who writes about this stuff in a blog?!" Well, I do...so...ha! Anyway, no one got much sleep on the campout. We learned really fast that Dave is a grump in the morning. It's ok though because he's a funny grump. The more mean he got the more we laughed.

We went to watch fireworks on Sunday in Gatesville and Monday at Fort Hood. Since meeting Melissa, I have seen more fireworks in the past 6 months that I have in my whole life. It's awesome. At Fort Hood we had clearance to sit near the pyrotechnics field. We parked the van and set up a table to make sandwiches. Every 30 min or so different groups of MP's would ask us what we were doing and glared at us for being parked in the field. We would just point at the license plate on the van and they would laugh and ride away. The license plate reads "EXPLODE".

This Thursday I turn 27. Make me want to barf my brains out. How did this happen? I'm going to have my mom double check the year I was born. Maybe I'm really just 25 going on 26. Yeah...that's the ticket.

I would write more silliness but I need my sleep. Perhaps I will dream about the two new guys who are in our ward. They are going to law school at Baylor and just graduated from U of U. Lovely. Justin , if you are reading this, I have a proposal for you. How about I get to know the girl so that I can introduce you to her....and YOU get to know the guys so you can introduce them to me? Lovely. No sissy business.