Prince and me
it's like this...I will never have a baby with a man i meet from a phone dating service. as much as i want to...hmmm...no. he could give me a fake name or somethin. plus, what if he says he looks like Prince on the phone, but he's really just a skinny white guy with bad facial hair. before i know it, he will leave me and i'll have to walk to Wal-Mart in my flip-flops to pay for my own drink! hell no, not me....i think internet dating and internet babies are much safer.
posted by Angela @ 11:08 AM
10 Comments:
Say baby! Wanna go out? I look like Prince!
Yeah, you seem like you're really hot. Let's have a baby!
ok, i just have to clarify that the "Say baby! Wanna go out? I look like Prince!" comment was written by Justin, not me. I would never ask myself out...if i did, i would always say yes, and i would get nothing important done. With that said...k, bye. -angela
Yeah, O-K Angela, whatever you say....anyway, I was wondering--do you still wanta have a baby????
heck yes i do alison...what do you think? gosh!!!
but why do you need a buckle?
Would you have a baby with an English man you met over the phone?
You'll still have to walk to Wal-Mart (whatever that is) in your flip-flops, but at least you'll know you've had the joy of meeting me! Also, we're much nicer in England, and I'd pay for your drink for you!
well of course i would have your baby...i guess i did not mention that i am totally open to having babies with guys i meet on the phone who are from england...it's only the american boys that are too tarty for me :) and yes, it is a nice bonus you will buy me a drink...diet coke of course!
Angela, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Hugh just called me crying and upset ..saying he'd discovered your fetish for British men wasnt soley focused on him! He said you never listen to his feelings ..he's so so upset about larty tarty. please call him..i'm getting tired of the crying and..constant nagging to reassure him that he's not gay..even though dad said he's the most "useless human being on earth" (You Dirty Bitch)
Forget about Hugh, I'm much better!
With my English charm, I'll whisk you off your feet, and take you to a no-expenses spared romantic dinner at McDonalds (drive-in), and I'll even pay for the super-size!
What more could you ask for???
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