Dam birds

Yesterday I went walking at the dam. Two buzzards followed me the entire length of my 2.5 mile walk. Not kidding. The ENTIRE time. They just hovered over me, then glided along side me the whole fricking time. Occasionally, they would fly a little ahead or behind me, but I know they had their eyes on me. They were just waiting for me to drop dead so they could pluck my lovely green eyes out...I hear green eyes are quite a delectable.