I have a disease...it's freakin AWESOME!
I have a disease...and it's spreading like the plauge. It called "David Is Freakin HOT Disease". I guess that makes it HIS disease, because he's the hot one, but...ummm...i cuaght it and now it is spreading. Christine, Amber, and Emily are also manifesting symptoms. You know you are infected when the following symptoms occur:
- shortness of breath
- think he's HOT
- uncontrollable need to hold his hand
- willingly giving out free backrubs
- breaking out in song about his beautiful...everything
- think he's HOT
- wishing you are not old enough to have been his babysitter years ago (DANG!)
- staring...but who cares. He's HOT
- wanting to take his picture while he's on the hood of the car and making a David calendar
- hopeing that every second of his wrestling matches brings him closer to taking his shirt off
- the uncontrollable need to fist fight every girl who looks his way
- constant state of euphoria and hot flashes
- coming up with excuses for him to show off his eight pack...any excuse will do
- really thinking he's hhhhhhhhot!
ummm. anyway. it's hot in here. i'm gonna go call David before Christine and Amber enter the secondary stage of this wonderful, blissful, thankfully uncureable disease. wish me luck. who freaking cares if he's 19.
posted by Angela @ 12:35 PM
7 Comments:
Thank goodness I don't have this disease!
Ok, so this disease sounds life-threatening. I will stay faaaar away from David and his 19 year-old self.
You cradle snatcher!
can you cough on me so i can be infected with davidness? haha we are davidians. scarey!
Branch Davidians, haha!
I've maxed out on Davids... 4 of them, to be exact. Would you like to know where to get the vaccine or are you enjoying yourself too much?
oh dear. thanks for the vaccine offer. i'm having way too much fun with this right now, but it's good to know there is a cure out there. i will need it June 22nd...so be on-call ok?
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