I should have become a hairdresser

...because THEN i would somehow know the correct way to tell people how to cut my hair. apparently when you get your hair cut, you have to tell them the opposite of how you want it. everytime i need a cut, i explain in detail how i would like my hair cut...how long, what style, etc. I even bring a picture. EVERY TIME i being a picture. even with all the visual aids, the damn people cut my hair the exact opposite of what i want. today i told the lady NOT to cut my hair so short that she would have to shave the back. five minutes later i had clippers on my neck. i was too mad to say anything (which must mean i was really mad because i normally have zero problem voicing my thoughts). now i look like a butch lesbian who just had a haircut in a mental faciltiy . so what's a girl to do? i cried all day about it. now i have to insist that i am, in fact, not a butch lesbial mental patient. AND i have to listen to people say how much they like it when they are really thinking "she sure does look like that butch lesbial mental patient i saw on that lifetime movie last week".

also, i put my notice in at work!!! yeah!! i only have five more weeks of selling damn gloves. who sells gloves anyway? quitting this job will be like a breaking up with someone. it'll be uncomfortable to a little while, but i'll sure be happy once it's over.

speaking of breakups...ah...nevermind

emily, amy, and I got an apartment in dallas this weekend! it's lovely. they will be moving in the first of November but i wont move until late dec or early january.

i got called as Relief Society teacher again. this calling is stalking me. apparently i have a lot to learn. if i get that same calling in dallas, i will cry. here's to teaching wonderful lessons the next three months so i never have to do it again. crap...i'm so gonna get called as a teacher until my attitude changes.

it's fall again and you know what that means!!! my pink boots can be worn again.

if anyone is interested, christine's blog is : http://www.uclanteaandcrumpets.blogspot.com/

i'd love to be in england too. someday when i'm rich, married to a wealthy man, and have a haircut that does not resemble a butch lesbial mental patient


****DISCLAIMER****
i dont intend to offend ayone else with short hair. it just looks bad on me. i'm too fat and pudgy for a short haircut. it is a well known fact that if i do not style my short haircut properly and apply make-up....i look EXACTLY like Charlise Theron in Monster. She played a butch lesbian serial killer...close enough to my mental patient look.