My Dad wrote "Top 10" lists for me

Top 10 things overheard when Angels is on the phone:

10. No, Jake!
9. He's ten years younger than me...again!
8. I'm not sure I'm going to like him because I graduated with his mom and she was a brat
7. I'm gonna teach drivers ed so I can get the young guys in my car
6. I like bringing guys around to my political view, but it gets me down when they're too young to vote.
5. My boyufriend can't leave campus at lunch, but he can stay up til 10 o'clock
4. I threw another pencil at Justin. Come to think of it, I throw pencils at all the guys my age.
3. None of my boyfriends have ever filed a tax return but they get pretty good allowances.
2. I like to hang out wiht Christine because she's got the hook-up with the primary guys.
1. It really turns me on when they call me Sister Kirkham



ohh wait...it gets better.



Top 10 things said by Angela on a date:

10. Dont argue with me. you know its safer to sit backwards in your car-seat!
9. Wendy's or Sonic is fine with me but either way i'm going to burp you
8. I think 'somebody' needs a nap
7. your long pants make you look like such a big boy
6.I'm going to give you a lollipop fo rnot crying at the barber
5. I'll have the filet mignon and he'll have a Similac
4. thanks for going on a date with me, and yes, i'm sure i'm the Tooth-Fairy
3. If you dont go to prom with me, i'm not giving you that Sponge-Bob Square-Pants lunch box
2. Power Rangers, Power Rangers! Can we just watch Friends?
1. I'm taking you back to Mommy now, because I think I smell a stinky.

haha...yes, very funny. believe me, there's a lot more where this came from. fun at my expense! Pretty accurate though, I have to say.